a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

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Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

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Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

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Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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Child Prostitution.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

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My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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