- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

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-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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