- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

How many dislikes can this get?

What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

What's worse than a dead man? 2 dead men

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

whats gay ? you

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

Women's Golf

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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