How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

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Chayton

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Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

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Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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A seal walks into a club.

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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