flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

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Hellen Keller

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What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

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Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

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What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

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Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

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How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

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Avery has crabs.

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What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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Black people are clen.

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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What sucks?

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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