your momma's an antijoke

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

666 im christian

What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

john liked the paper........ so he took it

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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