Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

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You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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