A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

Why are anti-jokes so funny?

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

who eats pencils asians

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

Hi colton

Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

you just lost the game!

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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