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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

A baby seal walks into a club.

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

French people.

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did the woman die Because she was old

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

i wish i was a tree !

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

I met a man today. His name was John.

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