- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

your fat

What is Jason? Black.

Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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