how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

>>-------------[Knee]---------->>>

I got shot, you laughed

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

johann grayson being liked

look at there!! an entire dog!!

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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