What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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Chocolate tastes good.

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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