a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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Guess what? SHADAP

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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poop.........

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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France never surrender.

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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marble

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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