roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

kennah campion... being nice

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

What do apples taste like? Apples.

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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