they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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In Soviet Russia you drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up.

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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o | ,'~'. / \ | ____|_ | '___,,_' .----------------. | ||(o |o)| ( KILL ALL HUMANS! ) | ------- ,----------------' | _____| -' \ '####, ------- /________\ ( ) |) '_ ' ,------|\ _ /_ / | |_\ || /_ /| | o| _\ _|| /_ / | | |\ _\____//' | ( ( | | | (_,_,_,____/ \ _\ | ------| \ _\|_________| \ _\ \__\\__\ |__| |__||__| ||/__/ |__||__| |__||__| |__||__| /__)/__) /__//__/ /__//__/ /__//__/. .' '. '. (_kOs____)____)

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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but there is a road to the super market

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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Black people are innocent.

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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