A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

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Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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Slavery lol

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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