Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

women's lacrosse.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

justin littleton. nuff said

A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

hahaha

Freddie Mercurys teeth

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

amy copied adams haircut :0

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

Pianca going ham

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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