How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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anus soup

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Oliver's friends

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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Anti Joke

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