A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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Anti jokes are funny

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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W.N.B.A.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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AROUND

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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