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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

kennah campion... being nice

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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