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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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My mom.

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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You.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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I like jokes.

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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