there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

Women rights.

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

What do you call a group of asians? China.

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

My dad beats my mom At checkers

A homeless person dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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