Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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fart

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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69

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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knock knock you may come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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