Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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suck my dick.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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womens rights

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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Golf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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