- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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