Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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suck my dick.

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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