What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

apple pie.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

I have no joke. u mad?

Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

Mmmmmmm Lemons

Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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