- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

What's red and silly? A blood clot

I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

I had a dream I watched Inception.

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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