A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

How do you leave a man in suspense...

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

What will happen when a black person die they die

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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