A Chinese man fails a math test

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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