How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

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What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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Its behind you like if you looked behind

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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