What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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