- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

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