- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

A serial killer walks into a bar... He is finally arrested after killing several people within the bar, goes to court, and it was decided that he is suffering from a rare case of maddening schizophrenia, and sent indefinitely to a mental hospital...

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen property that you should return immediately because the consequences of shop-lifting can prevent you from getting a good job and might land you in prison.

A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

What's worse than the Holocaust? Voldemort

What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

Knock knock It's open, come in

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

Nero, sure you are okay?

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

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