- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

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