- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

A man walked into a bar owch

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

taking out the trash... at night

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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