- Anti Joke

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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