A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

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A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

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fish fishy caoimhin

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If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

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What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

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Knock Knock Who's there

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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