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Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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