- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Voldemort

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Released some juice and burst its skin.

Why did the man with seasonal allergies not take his medication? He had liver disease...read the fine print

How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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