- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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