- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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