- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Obama = ebola

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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