- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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