How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

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A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

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