- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

What fires shots? A gun

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

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