I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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Jack Stevens

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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