You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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why are black people so fast? because there black

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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