- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Knock, Knock Come in

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

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