- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

did you know towels can cause dry skin?

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

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