why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

- Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - KGB wh........... *slap* - vwe vwill ask the questions!!!!!!! - Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - Mom the KGB is here again....... - i dont care just answer the damn door - 5 seconds later nobody answers the door....... u here a crash and all of a sudden big men run in with guns - one comes over and slaps the mother while he continues to say " the KGB vwill vwait for no one!!!!!" - every body in the house is shot and and the KGB goees on to tlive normal lives........ for the KGB

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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