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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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