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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

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